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May 27, 2008

Whoa!

Whoa!

No, I'm not stoned. I had an eye appointment this morning to use my eye care allowance up before my insurance expires at the end of the month.

I have a great eye doctor. He's very thorough but also explains what every test is for and what the results mean. All good information even though my brain always processes it as: YOU ARE GETTING OLD AND GOING BLIND MORE AND MORE EVERY DAY.

After my eyes were dilated, I was asked if I had sunglasses with me. I said they were in the car. So I paid and headed to my car and the minute I stepped out of the shade OMFG it's so freaking bright out! I made it to the car after almost colliding into a bicyclist on the side walk and drove home with no problem.

My phone rang but I couldn't see who it was. Usually I would let it go to voicemail, but I'm glad I answered because...

IT WAS A JOB OFFER!

In two weeks, I will once again be a productive member of society.

Again, I want to reiterate how grateful I am for all your comments, emails, instant messages and phone calls. Your support has meant the world to me. Thank you, thank you, thank you!

Now, what the hell am I going to do for the next two weeks?

Comments

Congratulations! I hope they have sassy receptionists there!

Congrats, Brian! That's great (and quick too)! I need more details!

Congrats! You should take a vacation, get out of the heat.

Woaw, that was quick ! Congratulations !

congrats! rock on. you kick ass. etc.

tell us about the job!

Sky diving! Lion taming! Walking on lava! Bake a cake every day! Dangerous things!

Whew. I can now sleep better at night.

Except for those big anime eyes that I feel are staring at me in my dreams.

Congratulations. Now you can relax and treat the next two weeks like a nice vacation.

1. Grab a man, any man, kiss him on the lips. (You may deem him cute, or not, your choice.) Pass on the luck.

2. Celebrate with a drink, any drink. I prefer something alcoholic.

3. Start putting together your outfit for day one...NOW.

What? It takes me that long to decide what to wear.

Congrats!

I suppose blindness has its benefits!

That's a lot of pupil! YOu look like a brain injury candidate (pupils fixed and dialated!)

Congrats on the JOB! YAY!

And what are you gonna do for two weeks?? RELAX!! Its like a two week va-ca before hitting the grind.

ROAD TRIP!

I had the same thing done to my eyes last summer. I felt like I was on acid for a few hours. It was kinda cool. lol.

Congrats on the job!!!

Yay! Congratulations!!!

See? I knew it wouldn't take long.

Pretty good resolution on that closeup BTW

Congrats! and you have the prettiest eyes.

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