Vitavitavegimin
For my upcoming trip to Colorado to see Thomas, he's asked that I buy him some vitamins at Trader Joe's. Turns out there are no Trader Joe's in Colorado due to restrictive liquor laws in the state.
A tear rolls down my cheek at the thought of a world without Trader Joe's. What a cold, bitter, unhappy place Colorado must be.
Because he's Thomas, he scanned the bottle to ensure I purchase the correct one.

High potency? Someone thinks highly of himself.




Comments
I particularly like the fact that it's specifically "for the survival of the fittest" so does that mean that if you aren't the fittest this suppliment will have no beneficial effects?
Posted by: Kezza | November 13, 2008 05:36 PM
That explains that line in his personal ad...
Posted by: homer | November 13, 2008 07:40 PM
No Trader Joe's in Maine either!! Sigh.......
Posted by: Seth | November 14, 2008 05:19 AM
None in Oklahoma either :(
Posted by: Darry | November 14, 2008 10:21 AM