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November 13, 2008

Vitavitavegimin

For my upcoming trip to Colorado to see Thomas, he's asked that I buy him some vitamins at Trader Joe's. Turns out there are no Trader Joe's in Colorado due to restrictive liquor laws in the state.

A tear rolls down my cheek at the thought of a world without Trader Joe's. What a cold, bitter, unhappy place Colorado must be.

Because he's Thomas, he scanned the bottle to ensure I purchase the correct one.

Thomas's Vitamins

High potency? Someone thinks highly of himself.

Comments

I particularly like the fact that it's specifically "for the survival of the fittest" so does that mean that if you aren't the fittest this suppliment will have no beneficial effects?

That explains that line in his personal ad...

No Trader Joe's in Maine either!! Sigh.......

None in Oklahoma either :(

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