So it's been a while. There really hasn't been much to say lately expect to whine and complain about the constant pain. The nerve pain is starting to go away but like my doctor told me, it's going to take a very long time

Very. Long. Time.

Ugh.

I was encouraged yesterday morning when I woke up and felt no pain. NONE AT ALL. Of course that quickly ended when I got out of bed and sat dawn.

Ouch!

I have a follow up with my doctor this morning and more physical therapy on Wednesday. I've been trying not to go all Valley of the Dolls with the pain medication, but some days I can't survive without it. And truth be told, it doesn't help that much.

See what I mean about the whining and complaining? I've been a real treat to be around lately.

Any who... yesterday was Kristin's 8th Annual Birthday Bowling Bonanza. I opted out of the bowling and instead took pictures. You can see them below or on Flickr.

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I went back to work today. Well, I went back last Thursday but after two days, I was bedridden all weekend. Monday, The Greg® drove me back to the doctor for more 'roids and some reassurance that, "Yes, Brian. You will be able to sit and walk normally again."

Oy.

Today I was able to work about six hours before I had to call it quits. Me and Mr. Vicodin are now having a lovely evening washing dishes and grooving to my new fave song that I saw last week on BFF.

Awesome, right?

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I was back at the doctor's today for more x-rays.

Sexy, right? I'll give you a moment to regain your composure.

This weekend, I was in so much pain I actually bawled for about 30 minutes. It was just plain awful. The on-call doctor phoned in a prescription of pain killers. In gratitude, I'm naming all my babies after him. Every. Single. One.

The pain killers didn't get rid of all the pain, just made it more tolerable. The Greg® drove me to the doctor today. (Have I mentioned how painful it is to drive? Oy.) I have a torn muscle and the inflammation is pressing on my sciatic nerve which shoots pain all down my right leg to the tip of my toes. It's like no pain I've ever felt before. Several times this weekend I wanted to recreate the last scene of Saw just to make it stop hurting.

Right now, I have more drugs in me than a Walgreens, but this combination is finally helping. As I write this I am actually sitting upright in a chair, something I haven't been able to do for more than 2 minutes without wincing since last Wednesday.

At least, until now. OUCH. Back to bed for me.

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Ever feel like The Universe® is taking a never-ending super dump on you? Lately, THIS IS MY LIFE.

Ugh.

Yesterday, I woke up in horrible pain and could barely move. Work was a chore. This morning, I couldn't even get out of bed. Right now, my body looks like a boomerang. To compensate for the pain on the right side, my body is shifting to the left.

I told Curtis that I am going to be the most feeble, old man ever. He said and I quote, "You're going to be a feeble old man? The future is now!"

It's funny, because it's true.

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