There Was a Crooked Old Man
Ever feel like The Universe® is taking a never-ending super dump on you? Lately, THIS IS MY LIFE.
Ugh.
Yesterday, I woke up in horrible pain and could barely move. Work was a chore. This morning, I couldn't even get out of bed. Right now, my body looks like a boomerang. To compensate for the pain on the right side, my body is shifting to the left.
I told Curtis that I am going to be the most feeble, old man ever. He said and I quote, "You're going to be a feeble old man? The future is now!"
It's funny, because it's true.
Comments
What happened? What have you done to yourself? Skiing acciddent? Motorcross acciddent? Drinking accident? Accidentally Kelly Street? (oh wait - I never really liked that song). Maybe you could get of them motorised scooters and start terrorising the kids at the local mall?
Just a though! Meanwhile, you need a live in carer? I'm looking for a change of job/city, so I'll happily submit my resumé!
Posted by: The Mutant | June 3, 2009 07:53 PM
I'm sorry you're hurting, sweetie. Kiss, kiss. Gentle hug, gentle hug.
Posted by: Karen | June 3, 2009 10:34 PM
I'm there with you! I messed up my back from moving last month.
I thought it was getting better, but last Sunday I woke up with horrible pain on the lower left and shooting down my left leg. I tried to stand, but fell to the floor.
On Tuesday I visited a doctor and now I have some wonderful muscle relaxants. Then seem to be helping a little though I am in La La Land most of the time.
I hope you get to feeling better soon. Hugs!
Posted by: Kevin-Andrew | June 4, 2009 07:46 AM
so the doc said you are not straight?
thats odd ;)
Maybe its all the dog sitting lately...
Posted by: Mark Troyer | June 4, 2009 01:46 PM
Yikes! I have not checked your blog in a while, and I'm sorry to read that you're in pain. I hope you feel better so soon.
Posted by: Tommy | June 7, 2009 06:14 PM