Integration Fail
I submitted this for FAIL Blog today. I snapped this photo last night in a Denver-area Target.
I submitted this for FAIL Blog today. I snapped this photo last night in a Denver-area Target.
I received this email late last night. Apparently from Tonto.
Dear webmaster,
I am the marketing manager of Bicupid.com. We would like to work with you setting up Dating Site for Bisexual.
We can set it up for you at no cost if you have strong interest in this field or work-at-home business. You can purchase the name for your own bisexual dating site at Godaddy.com, own the domain and brand. We take care of all the backend and engineering work. Also customer service work,
You don't have to worry that no one exists at your bisexual dating site at the beginning. Your site will share hundreds of thousands of profiles with other bisexual sites we have already set up. Your users can immediately contact hundreds of thousands of other bisexual users once they register at your bisexual dating site.
You can earn money if you have users registering with or without becoming a payment member.
Well, there's an avenue I haven't thought about.
I'm having a super shitty day due to the fucktards at my digestive health doctor's office. What part of "I only have insurance until the end of the month," do they not get?
So I turn to you, dear readers. I need to laugh.
Leave your funniest joke in the comments. My health depends on it.
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| 1960 | 1974 | 1990 |
Courtesy of Yearbook Yourself.
What's sad is, I think I have a photo that looks just like the 1990 photo. Cosby sweater and all.
I couldn't find a photo without facial hair so I think the 1960 one looks a little off. And creepy.
All I can think about 1974 is, "Dear gawd. Imagine that hair in this heat."
Deek's Celibacy Fortune
You will be rewarded for your patience and understanding.
My Whortune
Success and wealth are in your fate.
Take a look at this sweater.
It's a nice sweater...yes? But there is one slight problem with it.
It's brown. I'm not really a brown guy. But what's a guy to do?
I know!
I'll use some Puntabulous Spray!
*cough* *cough* *cough*
That's better! Goes much better with my eyes.
Craig is a part of the Gay Bloggies. You should vote thumbs up for him. And better yet, vote thumbs down for the other guys. Except Dan Renzi who totally cracks me up.
At the dinner table on Thanksgiving
Kristin's Mom: Well, I just had my 40th year high school reunion.
Roddy: Really? Who was there?
Thomas: Moses...
Pictures of Gluttony Fest 2007 will be posted this weekend.
Two Great Tastes That Taste Great Together.
LOLCats + Brenda Dickson 'Welcome To My Home' Voice Over Parody =
